Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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