I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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