Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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