So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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