i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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