Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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