Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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