hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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