I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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