Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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