Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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