She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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