It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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