Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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