Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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