It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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