Whod you bang
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
