hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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