Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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