There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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