Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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