Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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