He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We named our party play list daddy issues
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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