What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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