brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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