I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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