Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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