found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You smell like stripper and shame
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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