You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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