tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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