I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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