He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
