I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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