i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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