It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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