I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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