Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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