I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I have post one night stand depression
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