So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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