Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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