so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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