before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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