It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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