Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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