i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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