It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize