Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My feet surprised me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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