Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
