Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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