Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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