I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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