He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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