How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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