You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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