Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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