When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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