I feel great
I just peed on a car
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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