I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Shame - the story of my life.
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