I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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