i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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