i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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