Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant

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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?

(305): View more from Florida

Its worth a shot.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.

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(863): View more from Florida

if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed

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(682): View more from Texas

There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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(936): View more from Texas

the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"

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(315): View more from New York

Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.

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(281): View more from Texas

Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.

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