I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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