Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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