he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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