Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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