let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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